I saw your teapot

I saw your teapot,

it was small.

Quite clean, and stylish

very neat.

.

Looks like you use it now and then

but yet,

it didn’t fool me.

.

Not one of those well crafted ones,

that make ten cups a day.

Nor one of the enormous ones,

when we’ve a lot to say.

Or well respected older pots,

with patches, cracks, decay.

.

I judge men by their teapots now,

and yours is lacking greatly.

Takes more than water and a bag,

to brew a proper Tetley.