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How to get her to bed

Catch a bat and use myrh to draw this shape on its left wing.   Also the seven names of the god and then the words “May (name of woman) , the daughter of (her father’s name) , not get any sleep until she sleeps with me”.  Then let the bat away.

-Greek Magical Papyri 

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Why is seven perfect?

According to Photius’ Lexicon, Zeus was said to have laughed for seven days non stop when he was born.  (Reliably told to us by Theodorus of Samothrace)