Category: SPORT

  • LeBron James and PEDs: A Case for Sporting Immortality (or a Nobel Prize)

    LeBron James and PEDs: A Case for Sporting Immortality (or a Nobel Prize)

    LeBron James’s unprecedented longevity and sustained elite performance in the NBA have consistently defied conventional wisdom. For over two decades, he has remained at the pinnacle of professional basketball, shattering records and rewriting the definition of athletic prime. This remarkable consistency has, inevitably, fueled whispers and outright accusations of performance-enhancing drug (PED) use. However, when we truly examine the scope of his career, the argument for PEDs becomes not just unlikely, but almost comically inadequate to explain his achievements. If LeBron truly relies on illegal substances to perform at this level, then he deserves a Nobel Prize in sports science for mastering the undetectable and consistently effective application of such advancements over two decades in the most scrutinized position in sports.

    Let’s dissect the numbers. LeBron James debuted in the NBA in 2003. He has now played over 21 seasons, maintaining a level of statistical output and dominance that astounds even the most seasoned basketball analysts.

    Scoring Prowess: LeBron holds the NBA’s all-time scoring record, surpassing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. He has averaged at least 25 points, 5 rebounds, and 5 assists in 16 different seasons. No other player has done this more than five times. He is also the only player in NBA history to average 20 points per game in every year of his career. At age 37, he was still averaging an MVP-level 8+ BPM (Box Plus/Minus), a metric that estimates a player’s contribution in points above league average per 100 possessions. Even at 40, he maintains an All-NBA level BPM.

    Durability and Games Played: He has played an astonishing number of games, including 80 or more in 11 of his 20 seasons, and five times playing all 82. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, another paragon of longevity, played 95% of his team’s regular-season games over 20 years. LeBron’s physical consistency in a contact sport like basketball, where injuries constantly sideline even the most gifted athletes, is unparalleled.

    Continuous Evolution: Beyond the raw numbers, LeBron has consistently adapted his game. He refined his shooting, developed an elite post-game, and maintained an incredible court vision and passing ability throughout his career. This constant evolution suggests an unwavering dedication to his craft, rather than a reliance on a quick fix.

    Consistency. When LeBron goes through 3-4 games of missing three pointers we all know about it. And still, these are rare and far between. Modern basketball is a game that demands multiple skills. Taking PEDs to boost speed or strength would negatively affect other parts of his game. Russel Westbrook is a great example of an explosive player who seems like he is unstable due to a bad PED regime. LeBron is not. His numbers are so stable throughout his career it is crazy.

    The whispers of PEDs often point to the idea that no human body can sustain such a high level of performance for so long naturally. Yet, if we assume LeBron is using PEDs, we must then acknowledge the profound implications. He is not only a basketball savant but also a physical marvel not just for playing basketball but also for managing to handle PEDs over two decades so well!

    Firstly, the NBA, like other major sports leagues, has a drug testing policy. While the specifics of testing protocols and the constant cat-and-mouse game between athletes and anti-doping agencies are complex, the league does test for a range of performance-enhancing substances. We have seen athletes across various sports caught and penalized for PED use. For LeBron to consistently evade detection for over two decades, through countless tests, would imply an almost supernatural understanding of drug kinetics and masking agents.

    Secondly, PEDs, particularly anabolic steroids, come with significant health risks. These can include cardiovascular issues, liver damage, and various psychological side effects. While they can increase muscle mass and strength, they do not inherently improve skill, agility, or basketball IQ. Furthermore, the notion that PEDs simply allow an athlete to “bounce back faster” or “exercise harder and more often” still does not fully explain the sustained peak performance, especially in a sport as dynamic and skill-dependent as basketball. LeBron’s unparalleled court vision, passing accuracy, and strategic brilliance are not attributes that PEDs directly enhance. Athletes on PEDs come and go like shooting stars. They don’t perform like this for decades.

    Therefore, if LeBron James has indeed been using performance-enhancing drugs throughout his career, and has managed to be both incredibly effective and completely undetectable for this long, he represents a scientific marvel. His “drug regimen” would have to be so meticulously designed, administered, and masked that it would redefine our understanding of sports pharmacology. And remember that this is the most highly scrutinized sportsperson ever. Such a feat would warrant not just a “GOAT” designation in basketball, but a legitimate scientific inquiry and, quite possibly, a Nobel Prize in an emergent field of “Sports Science and Undetectable Performance Enhancement.”

    The more rational explanation for LeBron’s sustained greatness lies in a confluence of factors: extraordinary genetics, an obsessive dedication to physical conditioning and recovery, a relentless work ethic, and a profound basketball intellect. He invests heavily in his body, employing a team of experts and utilizing cutting-edge recovery techniques. This holistic approach, combined with his inherent talent, provides a far more plausible explanation for his unprecedented longevity than the fantastical scenario of a perfectly hidden, perfectly effective, and perfectly safe PED program.

    Ultimately, the burden of proof rests with those making the accusations. Without concrete evidence, the sheer scale and consistency of LeBron James’s achievements suggest a level of natural athletic supremacy and unwavering dedication that transcends the ordinary. To attribute it solely to illegal substances without a shred of proof not only diminishes his incredible accomplishments but also implicitly credits him with a scientific breakthrough that would revolutionize human performance. And that, in itself, is an absurd yet intriguing thought experiment. The greatest athlete of all time, a kid that grew from nothing into one of the richest athletes of all time, is also a media manipulator (don’t forget that one!) and a medical expert like no other in the NBA even though they are all millionaires with infinite resources!


  • Greatest of All Time: the fun game for everyone

    Greatest of All Time: the fun game for everyone

    Moving the goalposts is an excellent phrase. Religions have got away with it for centuries. And in sport, when discussing who is the greatest player of all time is how the rest of us indulge. So taking basketball as an example, and the common “LeBron James vs Michael Jordan” debate, here are a few goalposts for you to use next time you play with someone:

    1. “Basketball was different back then”. True. Also irrelevant. Unless you are trying to prove a point regarding some particular statistic, in which case it is so self evident that it is pointless. 0-0
    2. “Jordan/LeBron had a better supporting cast”. LeBron changed many teams and built up different teams. Some use that against him with the “superteam” argument, most admit that the 2016 Cavaliers championship was one of the greatest upsets in the history of sports. In any case you have to give LeBron points for flexibility if nothing else. 0-1
    3. “Republicans buy sneakers too”. It doesnt matter whether Jordan actually said that or not, the fact is that he never had the audacity to take on politically divisive issues like LeBron. Nowhere close. Even if you despise him as an athlete you have to bow in respect for what he dares outside the court. 0-2
    4. It has also been well argued that the way that Michael Jordan was used as a token African-American athlete was in fact a form of white-washing that he was happy to go along with. LeBron on the other hand is always on the cutting edge of race relations, not letting anything slip by in terms of popular culture. 0-3
    5. “Even Michael Jordan, with his gambling habit and ultra-competitive, combustible personality, could only live up to the image when certain of his traits were ignored.” (Bleacher report article) In this age of social media it is pretty clear that Jordan wouldn’t have lasted five minutes. Too many dead bodies in the closet at a time when the NBA was happy to be more like Disneyland. 0-4 (Jordan was super lucky to get away with all he did)
    6. Philanthropy is an excellent example of their differences. LeBron from his early days was constantly making large and meaningful contributions to society, cullminating with his truly groundbreaking educational system which is being copied around the world. Jordan only recently started some minor give aways. 0- 5

    5-0 to LeBron and you can only really counter possibly in point No2 regarding the supporting cast. Which is partly why I haven’t even included backetball statistic type arguments. Some sneaky sportscasters simply wait for any LeBron average to come down below Jordan’s to make a big fuss. That is not how it works. At the equivelant number of games LeBron is still ahead in a number of meaningful statistics and/or it is too close to call.

    What is clear is that LeBron is a better rounded player, succesful in a number of roles with more rebounds, more assists and more of well everything that Jordan never bothered doing. Saying that Jordan was GOAT because he is higher up in one or another stat is like saying that Senna was the greatest F1 driver because he did really well in the rain.

    Many LeBron haters try to downplay his statistics by saying he simply stuck at the game longer. Which is an easy (and important) 6-0 in this scoring system. LeBron is central to the NBA and world basketball for more years in an active and energetic way. More than anyone else. Even as the NBA actively tries to build up more superstars in these past years as a central marketing strategy, LeBron manages to remain not only relevant, but a key part of every re-invention the league thinks of. Michael Jordan was crucial to the NBA at a particular point in time, helping it reach new audiences. LeBron has been doing exactly the same thing , spanning multiple eras. And for longer.

    And that is the easiest definition of a G.O.A.T. anyway you look at it.

  • Flies respect the Olympics

    All the time that the Games are on, the flies seems to keep a truce with the visitors and the locals in the area.    This happens even though there is much blood and meat hanging freely due to the many sacrifices to the Gods.  The flies voluntarily go to the other side of Alpheus river, they disappear from the Games.

    In many ways there are like the women, only better.  Women are not allowed at the games , the rules exclude them and the observers make sure that no women sneak in.  But the flies follow this ritual on their own free will for the entire period of the Games.

    When all the festivities are over, the return like people that have been exiled.  They pour back into the area in great numbers.

     

    On Animals – Aelian

  • The real Fight Club

    It was almost evening at the Nemean Games when Creugas from Epidamnus and Damoxenus from Syracuse were boxing.  So they agreed that they would each allow the other on free punch to decide the match.  In those times the boxers wore soft gloves and their fingers were left uncovered.  Creugas started and punched Damoxenus in the head.  Damoxenus then asked his opponent to raise his arm.  No sooner had Creugas raised his arm, than Damoxenus used his straightened fingers to strike right under his rib-cage.  It was such a hard hit and because he had sharp fingernails that his hand went into his opponent’s body where he grabbed intestines and tore them out with force.

    However Creugas, now dead, was declared the victor by the judges because they considered the blow from each of Damoxenus’ fingers as an individual punch even though they had agreed on one punch.

    Guide to Greece – Pausanias